How would you murder the person above you?

Flamethrower, machete, poison? Maybe some sort of voodoo? Name your method!

I would poke out his other eye and get him to play Marco-Polo near a cliff.

Sneak in through the sliderat 3 am, three oranges in a pillow case.

shotgun. quick and simple.

Eat her face off, then lap up all the puke... mmm, mmm, good!

Immersion.

wif lazors!!!!

Pew pew!!

this'll only end in tears.

Kicks to the groin.

2x4 and rusty nail.

a pez dispenser

Reveal his true identity and watch as angry villagers stone him to death

I am a zen murderer: I'll just wait until he dies from natural causes or an accident.

Pit Bulls.

A rabid Mark Foley on a leash.

lmao.

explosive decompression

Can't kill him, I'll need him for my legal defense!

i would thrown peanits at em till they die lol

eat him limb by limb, and then save the torso.

I would get my pet elephant to stomp you, whilst eating said peanuts.

Rock 'im from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

FROSTSHOCK!
*crit*
WINDFURY PROC!
*crit*
FROSTSHOCK AGAIN!

splat.

Curses! You beat me again!